We got an email this morning from FunStuffForDogs.com about a pretty snazzy new leash called the BZ Retractable Leash.As you can see, it’s got quite a few bells and whistles, including a built-in flashlight, extra safety collar with reflective tape, a doggie waste bag dispenser and more. Quite nice I’d say.

BUT it only is suitable for dogs up to 70 lbs. What about all us other big, beautiful pups who are larger than that? We can’t be walked in style??

And speaking of retractable leashes…where has mine gone, humans? I remember starting to chew through it and then it went into the infirmary for surgery – don’t think the poor guy ever made it out. Maybe he’s still in ICU…